Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
MIDGETS
????
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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