Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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