dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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