scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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