Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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