My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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