All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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