Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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