I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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