Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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