so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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