I can't watch pbs sober anymore
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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