Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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