we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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