God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
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