eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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