Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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