Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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