If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
i think i just lost a toe
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