Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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