HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
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