? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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