I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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