used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
i out mim tonsoeep
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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