my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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