I feel like I'm in dance class right now
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
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