He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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