I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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