Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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