so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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