I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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