What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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