Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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