Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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