See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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