You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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