So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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