seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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