Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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