We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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