No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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