I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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