This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Randomize
