Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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