No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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