Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Randomize
