their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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