And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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