I swear she didn't look like that last week.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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