spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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