Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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